Jingle Jangle Baby

Happy holidays!

Help Gods & Queens!

Some close friends of ours were involved in a serious accident an could really use a helping hand. From their Facebook:

I´m going to try and make this as short as I can. After all these years of touring in unsafe vans, and doing stupid things, I guess I was over due for this... We had a serious van accident in route from our show in Graz, Austria to Dresden, Germany, somewhere along the highway in the Czech.

I was asleep in the back of the van, so I'm unsure of what exactly happened. All I know is I felt the van skidding out and we started to slide and roll over. Not sure exactly how many times the van flipped but it was more than enough. I started screaming for everyone to tell me they were OK. Gertjan check, Ben check, Sara check, and I didnt hear Jeff.

Ben pulled me out through the windshield and I took off running, screaming for help with blood pouring down my face. I honestly though Jeff was dead. A car stopped and a slew of women started screaming at me and I was screaming at them. We were in the middle of no where and as I was running two things came to mind, I think Jeff is dead, and I hope I don´t get shot like Artimus Pyle. A woman pulled me into her house and her husband and son ran to the van crash site. I found Gertjan, and he said everyone is OK. The family started talking to me via Google Translation telling me everyone is safe and that an amublance is on the way.

The ambulance comes takes us to a hospital, we get taken care of...sort of. The police arrive on the scene and inform us that we aren´t leaving until the medical bills are paid in full. The were so kind enough to escort Sara and myself to an ATM machine to pay the entire lump of the bills in full on the spot. Even after we signed some strange papers saying we have 30 day with proof of citizenship, etc. What the fuck ever right? We asked where Gertjan was, and their respone was...prison. 300 phone calls and around €3,000 later we are out of the damned Czech and safe in Germany.

Long short, we are all somewhat OK. Jeff broke his collarbone, Ben got his hand jacked up, I am pretty alright, Gertjan is OK, as well as Sara. The van is destroyed. Booking these tours ourself really made me realize that we are 100% on our own. We had no one to call, no one to "rescue" us. I made 3 phone calles and the entire German punk scene came to our rescue. God damn thank you. Our new friends from Dresden Germany came to get us at the drop of a hat, no questions asked. Thank you.

So here it is, we are 3 grown adult males in our 30´s who play in a punk band. We are all stage hands at R5 Productions in Philly. That´s what we do to enable us to be here in Europe doing this. Never in our lives have we needed help like we do now. If you want to help us, please go to www.godsandqueens.bandcamp.com and purchas a record for $1.99. If you ever laughed at one of my awful jokes, or spend hours talking with us after a show, and you would like to help, please do. I always though our band would have too much pride to ask for help, but I am pretty sure we all agree that this time we need it. If you would like to help in any form please do jamiegetz(at)gmail.com is the paypal address if you are inclined to do so. We will also accept first class upgrades on US Air, Delta or Virgin.

Help them out with a download if you can.

There is also a benefit show this Sunday, December 4th, at Little Bar in South Philly (738 S. 8th St.) w/ A Life Once Lost, Fight Amp, Carved Up, SGNLS, Exemption, Snake Road, and Ominous Black. Starts at 7pm. $10

Not Live Radio Show & Winter Weekend

Firstly, if you are reading this and it is Thanksgiving Eve, tune into Ynotradio.net at 10PM to hear an in-studio performance and listen to a local playlist we picked out. We'll keep you company if you've got nowhere to go! At least for an hour.

If you're scared of the airwaves or prefer the real thing we will be playing some shows with our colleagues, Band Name, to start the winter off right. Dates are right under your fucking nose!

December 2 in Amherst, MA @ Babetown USA w/ TBA
December 3 in Ithaca, NY Big Day In 3 @ The Haunt w/ The Sidekicks, Parts and Labor and lots more.
December 4 Brooklyn, NY @ Big Snow Buffalo Lodge w/ TBA

Pre-orders for Parrot Flies are on their way to their new homes and the album is now available for sale in our mailorder section to the right of this post. Distros and stores can get in touch for wholesale at hotgreenrecords@gmail.com.

How about Algernon Cadwallader?

“How about Algernon Cadwallader?”

”They always seemed…”

“They always seemed what? They always seemed really great is what they always seemed. They picked up where your precious Cap n’ Jazz left off, and you’re sitting around complaining about no more Cap n’ Jazz albums. I can’t believe you don’t own this fucking record. That’s insane. Jesus.”

From wehateyourhate.tumblr.com.

Tour Detox, Pre-Orders, & More Tour

We arrived in Philadelphia with much turbulence, just as we had left from Belgium. The final days of our European tour--of our 3 month, 70 show, intercontinental tour--were trying ones. 10 hour drives in a van that was leaking thick black exhaust under the rear bench left us with dirty clothes, dark boogers, and achy heads. Our spirits showed ware as well after we missed what would have been our third to last show in A Coruña, Spain. Our sincere apologies go out to anyone waited around to see us that night. Now we were only minutes away from being swaddled in the comfort and familiarity of close friends. There is no questioning that this summer will be one that makes all the others shrivel up like a raisin in comparison. Settled into our lives back at home, each new morning brings with it the reminiscence of an event, a conversation, a laugh, an ocean, a mountain, a castle, a cactus, a show, a new friend, an old friend, a face to which I cannot affix a name, a shitty party, a morning slept in, a new beer. Too much to think about all at once less I'd hope to choke. They are best delivered in small manageable doses or reserved for inspirational daydreams. Every day is like smoking a cigarette after you've conquered the world.

None of it would've been the same without the company and companionship of our dear friends, 1994! and Snowing. We shared a blinding glimpse into something that will never ever be seen again. That will never change. Looking forward to whatever comes next.

The Parrot Flies vinyl will finally be in our hands early next month month. We appreciate your relentless interest and patience. This is the first official release of our brand new very own Hot Green Records and we're still getting the kinks worked out. We'll be pressing a limited run of 100 on light green vinyl which we've decided would only be fair to distribute through a lottery system. The Parrot Flies LP is hereby available for pre-order and colored vinyl recipients will be randomly selected from these pre-orders only. Place you orders before the end of the month to be eligible for this drawing. Send $12 via Paypal to hotgreenrecords@gmail.com or concealed cash, accompanied with an e-mail (to confirm the post-marked date), to 1310 N. 5th Street 2B Philadelphia, PA 19122.

Once again, right on schedule, the Fest cometh! In liu of Algernon Cadwallader touring our way down to the shit show known as Fest 10 Joe and I will be heading down as the backing band for Philadelphia's worst kept secret known as Mike Bell & the Movies. Joe and I are the Movies! Mike and I collaborated to record his new album which we will have for sale and which you can also download here now so you know the words and stuff. Come out to the show and see if you can drink more than us. Here are the dates:

October
20 Philadelphia, PA @ Kung Fu Necktie w/ Hop Along and Little Black Rainclouds
21 Baltimore, MD @ Golden West Cafe w/ Sick Sick Birds and Dead Mechanical
22 Richmond, VA @ Isaac's House w/ Double Rainbow and Josh Small
23 Charlotte, NC @ Lunchbox Records w/ Pullman Strike and Blossoms
24 Atlanta, GA @ The Cottage w/ Memes
25 Birmingham, AL @ The Speakeasy w/ Mose Giganticus
26 Talahasee, FL @ The Shark Tank w/ Big Eyes
27 Tampa, FL @ Transitions Art Gallery w/ Algernon Cadwallader and more

Mike Bell & the Movies would love to play a house show at Fest if anyone knows of any. Get in touch! Burntfoot@gmail.com.

We don't say it enough. Thank you to everyone who makes this band the most important thing in our lives. We are the luckiest band on the planet because of you.

Parrot Flies & Mid-Tour Update

I mentioned it before but yea, this shit is done and available. We're overseas and unable to do mailorder ourselves at the moment but you can the CD now from Rorschach Records, Vinyl Junkie Distro, and No Idea Records. The LP will be out soon or if you're in Europe you can pick it up now on LP or CD from Big Scary Monsters or at one the shows coming up. Check out our remaining dates to the right.

Thanks a ton to everyone who has booked us, put us up, and come out to the shows so far. This tour has been incredible and we feel very fortunate to be over here again kicking out the jams the way you like 'em. Hugs and kisses to everyone back home. We miss you and can't wait to tell you all about it.

It's Closing Time...

With only 2 days left on our tour I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve. We're all very excited to see our friends, family, and pets at home. Though it's the end of the tour it's only the beginning of our summer. We are now playing the Mitch Dubey benefit in Philadelphia on the 26th in addition to our actual home coming show on the 30th with Joyce Manor. I'm also incredibly stoked to announce that we'll be going on our second European tour next month with 1994!. Dates are below!

June 26 Benefit show for the family of Mitch Dubey @ Danger Danger Gallery in Philadelphia, PA w/ Slingshot Dakota, The Book Slave, Lion Club, The World Is A Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die, 1994!, and Snowing.

June 30 Philadelphia, PA @ The Fire in w/ Joyce Manor, 1994!, and Snowing.

July 2 Washington DC @ St. Stephen's Church in w/ Bomb the Music Industry, The Max Levine Ensemble, Cheap Girls and the Wild.

July 3 Richmond, VA @ The Bike Lot in w/ Joyce Manor and Tiger Tail.

July 6 Williamstown, NJ @ 1619 House w/ Imperial Can, Onsind, and Fashanu.

July 19 Antwerpen, BE @ JC Den Eglantier w/ 1994! and more.

July 20 (matinee show) Cambridge, UK @ The Cafe project w/ 1994! and more.

July 20 Sheffield, UK @ Penelope's w/ 1994! and more.

July 21 Folkestone, UK @ Stones Bar w/ 1994! and more.

July 22 Tunbridge Wells, UK @ The Forum w/ 1994! and more.

July 23 (matinee show) Birmingham, UK @ Wagon & Horses w/ 1994! and more.

July 23 Manchester, UK @ Kro Bar w/ 1994! and more.

July 24 (matinee show) Newcastle, UK @ The Chillingham Arms w/ 1994! and more.

July 24 Glasgow, UK @ 13th Note w/ 1994! and more.

July 25 Leeds, UK @ The Well w/ 1994! and more.

July 26 Derby, UK @ The Old bell w/ 1994! and more.

July 27 Kingston, UK @ The Peel w/ 1994! and more.

July 28 (matinee show) Southampton, UK @ Planet sounds w/ 1994! and more.

July 28 Brighton, UK @ The Green Door Store w/ 1994! and more.

July 29 Aachen, DE @ AZ w/ 1994! and more.

July 30 Kiel, DE @ Lessingbad w/ 1994! and more.

July 31 Copenhagen, DK @ New Lades w/ 1994! and more.

August 1 Hamburg, DE @ Rote Flora w/ 1994! and more.

August 2 Wiesbaden, DE @ Schlachthof w/ 1994! and more.

August 3 Bielefeld, DE @ AJZ w/ 1994! and more.

August 4 Berlin, DE @ Schokoladen w/ 1994! and more.

August 5 Prague, CZ @ Chapeau rouge w/ 1994! and more.

August 6 Dresden, DE @ OffSpot w/ 1994! and more.

August 7 Trier, DE @ Exhaus w/ 1994! and more.

August 8 Sarzana, IT @ Juxe Tap w/ 1994! and more.

August 9 Toulon, FR @ Jolly Rogers w/ 1994! and more.

August 10 Barcelona, SP @ Sidecar w/ 1994! and more.

August 11 Madrid, SP @ Nasti Club w/ 1994! and more.

August 12 Galicia, SP @ TBA w/ 1994! and more.

August 13 Bordeaux, FR @ Les Lectures Aléatoires w/ 1994! and more.

August 14 Paris, FR @ Belushi's w/ 1994! and more.

August 15 Leiden, NJ @ Sub071 w/ 1994! and more.